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Look in the mirror and ask yourself "who's the real hero here?" There's only one right answer.
I just come here so I can show up for something on time.
I'm no good at this "banter" stuff. State your business then get the fuck out of my face. CEO material. Deal with it or fuck yourself. IDGAS
I'm certain that we'll get along famously if we never meet.
A dog will love you more than you can even conceive of loving it. And you don't even teach it to drink beer. Asshole.
OK, Bear Grylls, I think everyone has had enough.
Wait while I call a wahhhhmbulance. The driver is Mark Wahhhhhlberg.
I am the one Dave, the only Dave. Fear my cooking.
A bedside condom dispenser. For the man who has everyone.
See that guy with the driving gloves in the 911? That’s what loneliness looks like.
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