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drunk me recommended them to sober me so i'll have to take his advice
i only have like 100 facebook friends and two in a row post something about gary johnson what the hell
i was drunk singing sophomore slump the other night so it's perfect timing
yall know you missed me from your timelines so i'mma tweet in overdrive today
i've been holding myself up to unrealistic expectations lately so i think "watch every bill murray this summer" is exactly the goal i need
thank god for like sloths and shit or else i'd be the laziest thing on the planet
Grant wants a mom in his bed
i'm a 21 year old man sitting here listening to smash mouth and i couldn't be happier
i always finally finished season 2 of parks and rec, good stuff
runnin down the road tryin to loosen my load got coleman francis on my mind
so excited for summer it hasn't been summer for like what, 6 years, right?
did my sister FOR REAL just text me saying she got fall out boy tickets?????? holy fuck fuck fuck fuck
TWEET NUMBER 16000 SHOUT OUT TO LISA "LEFT EYE" LOPES RIP WE LOVE AND MISS YOU
THIS HOUSE IS FALLING APART
i cannot live i can't breathe unless you do this with me