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🎵 i don’t know what /
they want from me /
it’s like the more doggies we come across /
the more dog tricks we see 🎵
The new Google Maps is rolling out soon. Be the first to add reviews for eight storm drains in your city and your prize is a bag of candy.
Wait. How is it okay for Johnny Depp to play Tonto in 2013? Or for anyone really.
Fuckin' Kinkos misprinted my "IT'S A BOY!" banner to "IT'S YA BOY" and now a buncha DJs are showing up at my wife's baby shower
#COP : I'LL BUY 1 TON OF HEAVY CHAINS & MANACLES. <SHOPKEEP> : LOTS OF GOODS! A BIG ARREST? #COP : YES...FOR SELLING CHAINS WITHOUT LICENSE.
Regarding a tweet I made last night: the third waves of feminism and ska happened simultaneously and I do not believe this is a coincidence.
"my starbucks cup won't fit in between my legs because i dont have a thigh gap" - white girls
@godlrod2 GETTING AMPED FOR FALL OUT BOY IM MAKING MIX CDS. LETS ALL WEAR SUNSCREEN AND FUCK TAKE THIS TO YOUR GRAVE PUSSY DOAD ON ARRIVAL
"the office finale >>>>>>>>>>>> #dondraper #gonnamissit" - white people
Woman why dont you get back in the KITCHEN. its the most structurally sound part of the house, a tornado is almost here i love you
Q: How do you get Tone Lōc to testify in court?
A: A funky cold subpoena
@godlrod2 Same my friend. We should have our own political debate show, of course they'd have to tolerate us being intoxicated for it haha
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest - LARRY LORENZONI
~*~nick~21~earth~*~ #bricksquad
