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🎵 i don’t know what /
they want from me /
it’s like the more doggies we come across /
the more dog tricks we see 🎵
The new Google Maps is rolling out soon. Be the first to add reviews for eight storm drains in your city and your prize is a bag of candy.
Wait. How is it okay for Johnny Depp to play Tonto in 2013? Or for anyone really.
Fuckin' Kinkos misprinted my "IT'S A BOY!" banner to "IT'S YA BOY" and now a buncha DJs are showing up at my wife's baby shower
Regarding a tweet I made last night: the third waves of feminism and ska happened simultaneously and I do not believe this is a coincidence.
No really. That was the best show/night of life.
I enjoyed eating
"my starbucks cup won't fit in between my legs because i dont have a thigh gap" - white girls
Wheat for the Nontraditional
Woman why dont you get back in the KITCHEN. its the most structurally sound part of the house, a tornado is almost here i love you
Unfortunately, times have changed for mariners
Q: How do you get Tone Lōc to testify in court?
A: A funky cold subpoena
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest - LARRY LORENZONI