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Theodore T. Yahoo sits at his heavy marble desk looking at a photo of a pizza wearing panties. 'My offer is... 1 billion dollars.'
This is the year I finally open my wig zoo.
My second biggest fear is living the rest of my life.
Tried to watch the debate, but couldn't get through the 20 min silent intro of the lace gloved hand petting the American flag ice cream cake
If the groundhog comes out wearing a Twin Peaks inspired Threadless t-shirt, we're getting 2 more years of 90s nostalgia.
Labels for moving boxes so they won't get stolen: used teeth, poetry, XL bees, wax candy, Youtube comments, lickables, judgement.
My neighbor and most of his family look like angry babies tied to garbage bags full of sweatshirts.
First Lady Michelle Obama's new initiative to teach kids about crediting artists on Tumblr.
How do I feed my email to bees?
Reactivated my Flickr pro account, and then realized the last 8 years of my life probably belonged behind a paywall I can't afford.
Horrified that in JACK REACHER where they're like 'he's got no LinkedIn, no Facebook,' no one said 'You mean he's completely unreacherble?'
Documentary on Netflix about how to get your documentary on Netflix is just a dude zipping a mov file for 80 mins and then emailing Netflix.
Sometimes I contemplate hanging myself with the Photoshop lasso tool.
Girl outside was yelling at her boyfriend for 'bringing negativity to her Instagram.'
I imagine people that are wearing a vest are unable to have any other thoughts besides 'I'm wearing a vest.'
author of 4 unpublished MAGNUM PI fan-novellas.