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"We chose the name Qwikster because we found it under some couch cushions. Also, Fartster was taken."
Are you a frontman who plays a tiny keyboard? Don't be. Get someone else to do that.
So remember, next time you go swimming in the ocean and you get some water up your nose: Osama bin Laden
My favorite part about being Morgan Freeman would be having Morgan Freeman narrate my life.
THERE ARE DEGREES OF WHAT THE HELL AVRIL. DEGREES.
The fact is, I'm hungry for burritos, always have been, always will be.
THE SOCIAL NETWORK is a very good movie about a website for moms!
My idea of hell is a never-ending meet the contestants segment of Jeopardy.
"This is my big sister, Meg." ~ Jack White