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Aw, RIP @cockiness. And big props to @adtothebone for sharpening the stake that took your bloodsucking ass down.
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First sunny afternoon in days. My husband is sprawled out on the back deck like a lizard on a rock. I pity a fly that gets too close.
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I'm sick of old songs being used in commercials. If this keeps up, my entire youth will be reduced to one big product placement.
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Guy on Judge Judy came to court in a shirt that says "Beer Equals Fun." Idiot. Judy's clearly a wine drinker.
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Just booked our flights for @chshtweetup. You people used to just cost me time -- now you've cost me money. I expect copious nudity.
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Myoplex sports drink lists "motorboating" as an activity that requires extra energy. That must be one HELL of a rack.
A woman striving to be world's fattest has a website where men pay to watch her eat junk food. Takeaway: I missed a business opportunity.
Jennifer Love Hewitt & Jamie Kennedy broke up.
In a statement, he said picking the 464th vajazzling bead from his teeth was the last straw.
In a statement, he said picking the 464th vajazzling bead from his teeth was the last straw.
The dog has his butt up in the air like he just don't care and it's adorabOH MY GOD WHAT HAS HE EATEN I THINK MY EYES ARE MELTING.
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Red: One of my tweets got "stolen"... - favstar: Seriously. This joke has been around in various forms for... http://tumblr.com/xyj7drpdi
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Saw a guy today with a t-shirt that said Jesus Is My Health Insurance.
Okay, but I don't think Blue Cross means what he thinks it means.
Okay, but I don't think Blue Cross means what he thinks it means.
ME: I had a sex dream about you.
HIM: Just me?
ME: No, actually you were one of a cast of thousands.
HIM: ...
ME: YES JUST YOU, DORK.
HIM: Just me?
ME: No, actually you were one of a cast of thousands.
HIM: ...
ME: YES JUST YOU, DORK.
Thanks so much to those of you who included me in your #FF mentions and on your lists. You made my Friday a lot less stabby.
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I put the PMS in the PM drive.
(I know that's not exactly right but DON'T QUIBBLE I'M IN NO MOOD.)
(I know that's not exactly right but DON'T QUIBBLE I'M IN NO MOOD.)
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So if I worked at Verizon, how many times do you suppose I could say "this is not the droid you're looking for" before I got fired?
Got a bunch of new followers today. Welcome! The bad news: I'm a dork. The good news: You'll never have to worry about feeling inferior.
You know what's fun? Mocking people who gripe about second-hand smoke and feeling smug because I get mine through a filter.
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