oooohhh, the handles on the mattress are to MOVE it!! I have been totally misusing them this whole time!

What a smile brings to the face, laughter brings to the soul.

if u cant fix it with duct tape, pain killers or band-aids... then you've got a problem

Palin can see Russia from her window...Big Deal!..I can see the world from my heart.

Real friends do not question the friendship.

A good bra is like a sheepdog...it rounds them up & points them in the right direction!!

If Jesus doesn't materialize on May 21, he should consider a better publicist. Whoever the Kardashians use, perhaps.

I woke up looked at the TL and wondered?? Do some of you never sleep? Tweet all day. Tweet all night. Must be zombies.

Diversity is not about how we differ. Diversity is about embracing one another's uniqueness.

resentment produces the psychic equivalent of acid reflux

Everything is perfect.....

Until it breaks your heart.

I saw a star, I reached for it, and I missed. So I accepted the sky.

Being all choked up with emotions is not a bad thing at all. It's when you let those emotions choke the life out of you that is bad. So feel

Reputation is what others give you. Character is what you give yourself.

Today is the last day I judge myself or anyone else. Who's up for joining me in the challenge?

I just realized....if you sit in on a sit-n-spin... and spin around real fast while staring at the ceiling - it's like you just did a shot!

Don't ever let anyone make you feel anything but beautiful! To allow someone to make you less than is unholy to your soul.

If you had as much sex as you tweet about...then...makes me wonder....if true..I want one or two of you as my life coach!

Call it what you want. We have all made those jokes. But this is my last tweet. For those I got to know be well be happy. This I do for me.

Next person to have a meltdown is gonna hear from 'the nanny'! And I am not opposed to putting you in a time out!