When did everyone with a Twitter account become an expert in criminal law? #caseyanthonyverdict

#ThingsAnnRomneyBoughtAtCostco A copy of this week's You People magazine.

This is a crime against humanity. RT @dbbandit: No.
God no. pic.twitter.com/3ULDyHHgzT

#ThingsAnnRomneyBoughtatCostco TurboTax for the Super Rich (doesn't do anything because you don't owe any taxes).

Anyone w/ doubt should take a stroll thru & around the #OccupyPortland camp.. it's a vile, stagnant place and the vibe is straight menacing.

If you're freaking out about Sharia law, a complete non-issue, but want to impose a warped theocracy on everyone else #YouMightBeARepublican

Reminder: a country with GOP/Teabag policies fully implemented would be indistinguishable from Afghanistan under the Taliban. #GOProRape #p2

#pdxcollectivenouns A grump of Powell's Cashiers.

Sorry, teabaggers! Fox News Viewers Know Less Than People Who Don't Watch Any News: Study http://t.co/G9RuoNik via @huffingtonpost #tcot

Oh, looks like @realdonaldtrump deleted his tweet calling for revolution. Probably realized his hair would fall off during guerrilla warfare

@toddakin What was it you meant to say when you "misspoke" about #LegitimateRape? #RapeApologistToddAkin #GOPWarOnWomen

Christian fundamentalists in the US government are more dangerous than the Taliban, and an actual threat to your freedom & way of life. #p2

.@bryanjfischer Do you have a 'wide stance'? I think I saw you in the Minneapolis Airport bathroom.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog & a man. M Twain

Has the Teabag Party ever issued a baseless slur that was spelled correctly?

I hereby nominate Mitt Romney's children to lead the charge in a ground war vs Iran. #myforeignpolicy

Some peoples ability to run their mouths at 6:53am is just astonishing. "and my dog gets startled easily .. blah blah blah blah #trimet

Fuck David Stern, fuck Billy Hunter, fuck Derek Fisher and fuck all the rest of you greedy, selfish millionaire & billionaire assholes. #NBA

I sure am glad that the Teabaggers & Republicans are around to berate everyone about proper moral and legal conduct. Whew. #tcot

I must be a horrible person because I don't think 9,000 cops with unlimited resources capturing a 19 year old is particularly impressive.