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Who wants to help co write a book with me called "Why Europe and other continents should bow down to the middle east?"First chapter: shatafa
Sometimes I ask myself, why do you worry so much about something that's just going to be a memory?
I saw a spider in the bathtub, so I got a piece of tissue and very, very carefully, burned the house down.
Don't worry girls, your true love is somewhere out there, he's just busy having sex with someone else now.
Whats funny is that a President just got chucked out by a guy called Sisi....
I'll buy you a calculator, so you don't have to count on me anymore.
Only trust people who like big butts, they cannot lie.
I don't see the fun of marrying someone who is from the same country, culture, race, religion, age etc. It's too perfect and boring.
If you are in London right now, and you are not at the Olympics, I would kill myself now and save you the embarrassment.
What is the one animal you shouldn't play cards with? A cheetah
"you know, there is something I CAN eat during a huger strike" - Gandhi pick up line
In a parallel universe: Unicorn " I don't believe in Humans"
My heels are bigger than your dick... http://instagram.com/maka1201