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Bout to do a 300 meter arc bungee swing in a canon. 87% chance I'll shart my pants. Updates coming soon...
People, if you learn one thing in life just remember to not mistake fat for a baby. Awkward doesn't even describe this situation
"I'm sorry I can't let you on the ferris wheel if you're pregnant" "I'm not pregnant" "Oh you're not?" "No?" So yeah that was my day for ya
Oh my jesus Emily has her debit card number memorized, along with the expiration date, along with the three digit security code on the back
I wish I was still in elementary school
Torrie just asked me to get her an application from Scheels. As if two Hill girls wasn't already enough. HERE WE GO
The chiefs are the only undefeated team in the league. Now that's some shit. Who would have thunk? Like literally, did anyone thunk?
MY NIGGGA MY NIGGA MY NIGGA MY NIGGA
Beating Austin's ass in fantasy football by 40 points. SUCK IT NERD
Don't worry fellow Husker fans, while all y'all are getting drunk at 8 am, I'll be at work giving lovely children ferris wheel rides
Emily has to mow 1/4 of the yard bc she doesn't have enough money to pay the fine and it's due tomorrow. Oh hunny, you have such rough life
A little jack n coke to get me through these homework assignments