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Remember s'mores cereal? Why was that even a thing. That's like definition of America
Nebraska weather can suck my little brother's winkie
It's actually very ironic that your "only God can judge me" tattoo makes me judge you even more and automatically assume you're a douche
Cinnamon raisin toast with cinnamon sugar butter is seriously dangerous
Where do I sign up to major in summer. The only thing I'm good at is drinking beer all day at the lake
Douggy McD is literally perfect. How does one's hair still look good while playing almost an entire game of basketball