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take it from a cat: smell familiar objects each time you're confronted with them
reading soul caliber while I wait on my pasta water to boil. reading about Lizardman. reading about what Lizardman's sword's name is
I admire a man who wants to be president in order to bring about the end of days
I gave up the triforce and my fairy left me and I don't even have a sword that I like anymore and I can't even act like myself around people
one time my mom asked me if I liked mumford and sons, because they're "smoke a joint music"
burgs were considered sandwiches until it stopped being convenient for fast food to market them as such. follow the money
all the looney tunes are haters pretty much
[12:48:13 AM] connor: I liked dinosaurs as kid
[12:48:26 AM] Sam: I can't remember what I liked
[12:48:28 AM] Sam: coins?
people think I have some kind of mystical connection to cats but I just know cat body language better than any of my friends
tiny animals love me and I love them
I just wrote six hundred words about knuckles the echidna and I can't wait to post them on the internet
gee fred I would love to watch baseball with you but I'm already lying down on this bigass rock
dear national geographic channel please continue to show people touching electric eels and hooting a bunch your friend connor
have you ever played this game, magic the gathering? I mean, WHAT are they GATHERING? hole punches on free sandwich cards? right?
the later I go to bed the more likely it is that in n out will be open when i wake up
I get mad when sam favs different jokes than I thought he would, much like ppl whose cats don't like the cat food that sounds better to them