“Nokia and Microsoft: Because tying two rocks together will make them float.”

“Pixar is like boobs: made for kids, enjoyed by adults.” — autocorrector.

“Congratulations, America. 10 years, 2 wars, 919,967 deaths, and $1,188,263,000,000 later, you managed to kill one person.”

So good!

Boy slaps his brother with iPad http://t.co/fjZcfCoD

Facebook Neue, an extension (by yours truly) for Safari 5 http://soggysh.it/facebook-neue/

HOLY! This company is tricking people into buying *screenshots* of popular iPhone games on Android: http://t.co/m0FHrTl /via @markjardine

I cannot believe it! The motherfuckers found the i in team! http://j.mp/9f1ZvH

Real Apple fanboys wake up at 9:42 AM.

http://t.co/W0ZbYeQG

What happened to the dinosaurs, you ask? http://t.co/r2nDhj6

Wow. http://t.co/rRk0byOE

Ported @nawong’s Pure Reader extension to Chrome. http://idzr.org/fdha

[ WTF is Pure Reader? http://bpxl.me/eqYwXU ]

@pdparticle go fuck yourself.

I dread the day












































Twitter *fixes* whitespace tweets.

To sum up: Still no Tweetie 2 for Mac, no OTA sync for Things, Tumblr is probably down, and pigs are yet to figure out a way to fly.

"Steve Jobs would never do that" is the new "What would Jesus do?"

WikiLeaks leaks out secret video tape of what happened at the Tumblr office, that fateful day. http://idzr.org/d9pg6

“No matter how good you get at tennis, you'll never be as good as a wall.”

I want to shut my facebook account. I really do.

But I can't. All my friends are there. Plus there's this girl I'm stalking.

“If you watch 127 hours backwards it’s a lovely film about a disabled man finding an arm in the desert.” — /user/Provanilla