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Day 3 of the juice cleanse:
The sky looks purple
I hear chirping in my glove compartment
My dead grandma says hi
Punctuation is dead
i am currently eating chicken in my pirate costume at my desk and talking on the phone with a client. I am clearly over being here.
lol I posted a pic of me in my undies for like 3 mins
*Dms pics of my kid*
It would take a serious dumb bitch to talk about how they don't need feminism and that's a fact.
I'm a feminist who is also really into spanking women with a wooden spoon.
Ladies, if you want to stop catcalls you can:
- Wear a snow suit year round
- Two words: gender reassignment
- Walk with your pet tiger
Trolling rape victims is basic as fuck, you predictable fucks.
Please don't let me be the "nacho rage" guy, Twitter. Let me be the "talking penis" guy.
Back in Phoenix bitches
My cum is the consistency of relish.
Stairs are lazy escalators destroying America.