Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I see more about Hong Kong on the news than Ferguson.
My boobs grew in all at once over the summer also.
I'm too smart to be happy.
text someone u havent texted in a long time but that u care deeply about that u love them and give them three reasons why
Ladies: start taking up 3 seats with our legs on public transport, too. When confronted just say "sorry bro, gotta air out my fetus factory"
I haven't listened to the radio in 5 days. I turn it on and it's our song. FML.
Hey guys how do you make a bro disappear?
Where you go wrong is not being able to keep up with your own lies, and assuming everyone else is as stupid as you are.
How's everyone's desperate need for attention coupled with their inherent need to be left alone all the time going today?
I've been learning about addiction to better myself because I'm too snobby about not liking drugs.
It seems they are OK with women talking about it but when they encounter women strong and capable enough to make it happen, they get scared
Twitter reminds me of why I love people and also why complete eradication of our species would be a good thing.
At least once a day I say "nice to meet you" to someone I've already met which is a great feeling for all involved.
I love fall. Pumpkin spiced coffee, warm sweaters and the ground is still soft enough to bury a body.
I collect expensive pens. (the link is to help me keep my teeth in my head)