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If you don't understand my twitter feed - think of it like a writer's version of a warm-up sketch. Creative exercise for small comic panels.
Dating tip: Hire someone to follow you around, pretend they're paparazzi, when your date tries to leave you tell them to stay for your image
LOL at bros trying to shame you by calling you a lesbian
The only thing worse than going back to school is not going back to school.
So sad I'm not the only woman who feels this way.
I know quitting my job was the right thing to do because the anxiety of not knowing if I'll make rent next month is better than being there.
where's all my baes at
or any baes really
i just need a bae or two
Again folks saying it's the phone owner's fault if data on their phone is stolen via illegal hacking. Don't let ppl like this in your house.
Hey dudes who hack into girls' phones and leak private pictures, 100% never fucking do that.
The reason you have to follow your dreams is because even your dreams are trying to get away from you
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE 250 NEW EMOJIS THAT I WAS GOING TO CENTER MY TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE AROUND???
•walks by China Wok in mall and grabs a sample•
•walks by with fake mustache•
these are great!
•walks by with fake glasses•
I collect expensive pens. (the link is to help me keep my teeth in my head)