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I imagine men's knowledge of women's bodies is a lot like mine of my car: just stick the gas thingy in there and hope it doesn't blow up
Molly is about to be the next vine superstar
I would pay the pistachio industry one million dollars to change their slogan from "Get Crackin" to "Bust Your Nut."
None of this shit really matters, but it sure is fun to see everyone's naked bits so carry on.
I don't have a problem saying what's on my mind, I'm no good at playing games. If you don't want to knows what I think, don't ask me.
Clearing out my drafts folder. Please excuse the rapid tweeting. Or don't. Get pissed and stew in it. I don't really give a fuck.
Ever since I found out my gym has free child care I've spent countless hours a day lifting...
booze to my mouth at the bar next to the gym.
When someone offers me pot I say, do you have a pen? Okay write this down, N.O.!!
I kiss with my eyes open so I can steal your credit card information.
I don't want anyone in the streets or in the sheets. I just want to be left alone.
It takes balls to call someone a stalker while somehow getting access to that person's pics from a private IG account.
My favourite part of a handshake are the knuckles, the blender really seems to bring out their richness and flavour.
If you say atheism is foolish, quote the bible, & believe in a god, I'm not prejudiced to say your beliefs are stupid, you confirmed it.
Remember when we were friends, before you joined a clique?
You used to be super cool.
Just saw a mangled piece of driftwood and thought of you <3
I collect expensive pens. (the link is to help me keep my teeth in my head)