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In the tradition of our "F. Scott Jizzgerald" tweet, the social media team here at Lozenge Co. presents:
William Butler Skeets
Well my mentions got crazy as fuck while I was gone. hahaha
Nothing makes me want a man in my life more than standing alone in my kitchen, holding yet another jar I can't get open.
My mouth was voted most likely to be a "hair-net" at prom.
I'm doing that thing wrong, fuck you.
you guys are awesome thanks for liking me!
go to bed so i can give your barbies buzzcuts
If you don't like my account and just fav tweets where I shit on myself then why are you following me? I don't check unfollows, go for it
Tell your wife I said thanks for the great sex for me
I could eat Special K Red Berries forever. 😋🍓
finally we are alone!
*scratches bh for 17 minutes*