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i like my coffee like i like my sex
Finger teeth. Let me explain. Teeth on your fingers.
"Poor kids who do everything right don’t do better than rich kids who do everything wrong" http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2014/10/18/poor-kids-who-do-everything-right-dont-do-better-than-rich-kids-who-do-everything-wrong/ …
[being attacked by wolf]
LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATEFARM IS THERE!! IN FLORIDA!
wow can we go back to the wolf id rather die lol
One of my friends just finished a 2-mile run w/ her son on her back. I just finished a large pizza by myself.
Champions are made, not born.
You people are going to make me hit something while driving, I just know it.
Attention men who tell women swearing makes them less attractive: please suck my dick.
lol. it's 2014 and women are still into weird shit like giving birth to men. when will they understand?