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Nobody is forcing you to follow me.
I'm not a Michael Brown supporter at all.
Don't support police either.
I've Never had a positive experience with the police.
Let's be honest folks.
We've all stared at an animals penis for a little longer than we'd like to admit.
Why do I always get stuck behind the dumb bitch that's never used a drive through?
"Does that come with cheese? Can I get a baked potato?"
*on a first date* Before we order dessert I just need to know: do you think jet fuel can burn hot enough to melt steel?
"I still love you," I whisper softly as I add you to the growing pile of empties in the recycling bin.
The year is 2089. Toasters are made clear now and no one burns toast or bagels. Crime is at 0%
We haven't talked as much as we used to and I can't figure out why but I still think about you every day
*doesn't send message*
Dump ice on yourself, take off your bra, put a sticker on your car, wear a bracelet, give money to a church.
You're gonna change the world.
Oh you think you have it bad? In my day you didn't see the other persons genitals until after you actually met them.
my favorite part about being an adult is deciding how many dozens of mints i am allowed to grab when i leave a restaurant
You're born, you grow up, you try to have a good time, your paycheck doesn't allow you, you get old, you die.