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Like, hello, I love you to my very core. Here I am!
I can't wait to meet this guy so I can watch him use my worn bras as a garrote to kill himself.
"I liked your old avi better." And those were his last words.
Do child molesters think kids are attracted to mustaches?
No YOU'RE in bed naked listening to Morrissey while eating Cheesecake.
OCCUPY DAT ASS
I've never had chipotle. Am I still a white girl?
i have a girl coming over for movie night and i'm not sure whether i should play shrek or shrek 2 shit shit shit
I like to use Twitter as my personal dating site.
Because my ideal woman is just a torso, with gigantic boobs, and no head.
I don’t get pissed I get patient.
From start media coverage of Ferguson was racist and cruel. Crowd of mourners = "mob". Protests = "riots". Suburb of Ferguson = "ghetto".
I can't tell if I like the new U2 album or if it's just Stockholm Syndrome.
Most media falsely portrayed Fergsuon protests as riots and Michael Brown as a criminal http://www.kansascity.com/opinion/readers-opinion/as-i-see-it/article1278337.html …
People who elaborately wrap children's bday presents in ribbons and bows and string must want the kid to strangle himself.
I collect expensive pens. (the link is to help me keep my teeth in my head)