Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Are we doing this whole thing again with Gerbe? Dude struggled here. Of course he's happy to be gone. I, too, am glad he's gone. Go away.
I will miss Vanek and nothing anyone can say will make it better.
Steve Tasker, making the most out of this moment, tries to sell America a West Herr automobile.
Political discussion with my parents during the Bills game. Like getting a leg amputated during an execution.
John Scott fights a dude in front of another dude wearing a "Keep Calm and Bacon On" shirt. We all have so much to be thankful for.
Hodgson's goal doesn't count because he didn't elbow a dude in the ear to celebrate it.
"The fans are booing and that's not right" -- Rick Jeanneret, who is wrong.
Everyone make fart noises with your mouth. That's what the third down playbook looks like.
Leafs fans throw junk on the ice as they lose in overtime. Thanks for the loonies, losers. Drive safe.
Glad Geno finally threw a touchdown pass tho
E.J. "Sex Cannon" Manuel, ladies and germs.
All Sabres fans have to do is respond with a "Ro-ob Fo-rd" chant. Civic pride over sporting pride, people! It's a deeper cut.
WITH THE FIRST PICK IN THE 2014 NHL DRAFT THE BUFFALO SABRES SELECT THE SOFT GLOW OF ELECTRIC SEX GLEAMING IN THE WINDOW.
Although the term "major" just makes me think of "major award." The Sabres president of hockey operations will just be a glowing leg lamp.
Grigorenko needs to learn how to play hockey from McCormick and Kaleta like I need to learn sobriety from Rob Ford.
If Kiko Alonso gives you financial advice in a hot tub, you're taking it.
I love that Freddy did the NFL2K "let up on the joystick at the goal line" move before he scored.
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