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I don't think I'll ever get tired of these lmao http://t.co/9WX1iTo4

so some horrible human being is going to fail their senior thesis this year http://t.co/txKFSeda

bitch I'm fabulous [scuttles like a crab out the door]

sext: I have to poop really badly please get out of the bathroom

I want to marry whoever made this http://t.co/pJGj78Z5

talkin shit about jesus

I can't decide between masturbation, sleep, or food

I mostly don't go on here because I follow a bunch of (lovely) sad fucks and I'm already a sad fuck so I don't need that at all

do you ever just suddenly feel really bitter about your entire life because I do

guys please upvote @charmandork 's thread http://t.co/3BuzPCmp

why do so many people tell me I have nice skin are they gonna like skin me and make a coat or somethin

a good 'ol american buttfuck

checks twitter while on toilet

Why http://t.co/ERhkdaMn

@tree_bag @halletwohats @hellteen @hulloimkatie @snakehandz http://t.co/QDeP04V0

A Big Homo

I don't understand why I'm incapable of going to bed at a normal hour

So you guys wanna hear a story? It's called I found a black bra on the ground and I'm probably gonna keep it cuz I'm gross

Wow that was cool I was convinced last night would end in tears and jonsi but it ended up with me learning I'm awesome at eating out chicks