One of my male cousins broke up with his baby's mother and she announced that she used to fuck him with a strap-on...at his father's funeral

Confessions of a Piggly Wiggly Cashier, Why Pay More When You can Payless, EBT Love RT @shugaverypee: Name all three of Keri Hilson's albums

WE DO NOT ACCEPT ANY FOREIGN EXPLICIT DANCING. SORRY SWEETHEART.

Whats yo real name? And not yo stripper name? *music stops* WILL THE YOUNG LADY IN THE RED AND BLACK DRESS PLEASE LEAVE THE PREMISES...

Afjafljsjk I JUST GOT KICKED OUT OF AN ALL CAUCASIAN CLUB. FOR TWERKING LMAOOOOOOO

@mr1738 first they dick us down like their life depends on it then they tell us all their problems post orgasm then we offer to move them in

Never did. RT @misszindzi: For those of you who are no longer with the mother or father of your child(ren): do you still love them?

Lmaooo RT @itsprincey: @kerihilson please say something about this baby so we can drag the simple bitch stuffing outta your ass. Please.

Ask ur daughter, niece, mother, sister, & grandmother RT @ihitmodelsraw: So ladies if given the choice what would you choose rape or death?

Natures Best Granola bar RT @beytomce: Benzino shaped like a ____________ #fillintheblank

I hate when ppl take pics of newborn babies before all the vagina juices are washed off. Got the lil baby lookin like a frosted mini wheat.

He needs to pray at my funeral. And do the dog barks at the end. Dead serious. RT @feministajones: DMX is praying....yes!!!

I water my edges every day and rotate their soil so that I have a good harvest from them in the fall..

Resha bouta be bucked naked on my tv screen cookin up the most elite viddles at 12am on the cooking channel, I see it now my nigga.

You know what moving a broke, homeless, jobless nigga in your house gets you? Pregnant. Dont ask.

Mufasa is Nala's dad idc idc idc RT @misszindzi: Pleeeeease explain why Scar's second child looks like crack baby.  http://twitpic.com/cgg9h2 

FOR THA GAWDS! RT @blike_dante: LAAAAID RT @__arrogant CHILLLLLEEE RT @wackproducer: YAASSSSS RT @thedillon1: Does your Xbox have edges tho?

OMFG GOD *blocks* RT @__hussy: Idk who called your dick name but he is looking for them RT @twistedroman: Ride it baby pic.twitter.com/h0VoCGQ1

Said the dolphin raped victim RT @alneezy: 'UH UH JUNIOR, YOU GETTIN' MARRIED TOMORROW. DIS AIN'T THAT KINDA PARTY."

RT @shittalky Ugly girls shouldnt be allowed to get pretty girl tattoos. Like instead of butterflies they should have to get pterodactyls.