It's a sure thing. If you tweet about degenerate Disney characters I'll RT that shit.

I love how everyone seems to have one strong opinion about something that they don’t know anything about…like a good little “thinker”.

My shields today were only at 70%

Ha!

You and Juddy both hit this up right after I hit something up.

Thank you, @slabbaconbp , for the endorsement.

Your cankles look stunning tonight, darling

Appreciate your own silence as much as the sound of your own voice.

Because…why would someone like me want to associate with people that can think and act, all on their own free will?

That’d be stupid.

“Nobody in @trailofslime does shit without my approval. I am Sep, and I am the overlord! Bow to me!”

-a blind assumption

Keep jumping, lemmings!

Started working on a time machine and Christopher Lloyd just kinda showed up.

Eating food and thinking about fucking is pretty much a summary of my entire day.

I like listening to The Beatles' White Album as I relax with a Highball and watch as my "guests" beg for their lives.

LOL, my neighbor's stupid baby can't even read.

I'm only generic in the sense that you've misunderstood.

People who believe they're better than everyone else yet do nothing to guide others in helping themselves. Epitome of selfish assholes.

The absolute worst insult you can ever call someone is 'Scottish'

If I ever tell you I love you...it's the alcohol talking..not me.

I'm as fucking happy as a big bear taking a big bear shit in the woods.

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I think it’s pretty obvious what’s going on here.

-yes, sir, you’ve been dry humping that mannequin for the last 1/2 hour.