A director? Or is it a conductor?

Which is the one where I get to sit waving a stick?

Okay, then that.

I wanna be a fisherman.

Asked Favstar what its rules were so I wouldn't get in trouble. Forgot to raise my hand.

And got banned.

I wish people forgave my past like they do Bon Jovi.

These roller coasters totally don’t help me not spill shit all over the table.

Up to no good means only one thing.

I grew.

I tell the stoners I'm a toad, and they can get high if they lick me. I let everyone else think I'm a prince in disguise.

Today’s Oddest News:

Favstar bans new pope for favoriting old pope using same account: a self-promotion violation per new favbot_ban rules.

My troubles all started when the devil kicked me out of hell. Tried to explain my joke. Just made him steam faster and his temperature boil.