#deleteyourtwitterif you're a quote account

RT if you're a unicorn.

Selena Gomez naked. ;o http://twitgoo.com/203xw5

RT if you're a cat.

"I'm bi, but I've never kissed a girl and I don't like pussy." you're straighter than the pole your mom dances on every night, bitch.

that awkward moment when people ask what kind of music you like and you don't know how to explain it in a way they'll understand.

boys with stretched ears, skinny jeans, tattoos, piercings and long hair. I can't even. too hot.

"yolo" I whispered as I sat down in my underwear and ate a whole bag of cheetos.

why would you even wear clothes if you're home alone.

DRUMMERS HIT IT HARDER. GUITARISTS FINGER FASTER. BASSISTS DO IT DEEPER. SINGERS DO IT LOUDER.

I DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL MONDAY.

okay. let's try this. RT if you think I'm pretty.

tired of girls thinking lesbians are all going to hit on them wtf its like saying you hit on every male on earth because you're straight

I have fingernails longer than your dick.

everyone likes Josh Hutcherson now but do they even remember him in Zathura, RV or Bridge to Terabithia? I don't fucking think so.

I learn more from Discovery Channel, History Channel, Animal Planet, and National Geographic than in school.

sleeping with one million pillows because you're a lonely fuck.

sometimes I miss you, but then I remember all the shit you put me through and I'm like, "fuck this shit."

that awkward moment when this chick wins Best New Artist and no one knows who she is.

I don't know what to believe in anymore.