@titty_kitty Thought of you and your (passed on) kitty when I wrote this: http://www.weveallgotitcoming.com/?p=1701

@katiejay314 You made my blog, you hot freak you! http://www.weveallgotitcoming.com/?page_id=422

@marlee_massacre @dickensnyc OOhh....I love it when you get evil! I'd like a spanking now...please?

@phoenixrising__ Also, "Waiting" If you've ever been a waiter...

In honor of Valentines Day, I never know what to say, so I busted my nut, putting my dick in your butt, and now I'm on my way.

The Wifes mad @ me,because I didn't know she wanted to have sex. Apparently,I missed the slowing of the earths rotation or some obvious sign

@nursekarma "men with cats" We're a new breed...we demand to be surrounded by pussy, all the time. U can be replaced. U R on notice! #Pimpin

Asked the "Wife" if she would bring me some juice. Her: "Sure why not. I'm a regular florence fucking nightingale". She hates sick people.

Starting to implement our White Trash outdoor xmas display. Fuck you HOA

@sweetnlolita Everything tastes better...with bacon!

If you don't #FollowFriday @stacked_cat @marlee_massacre @tackie_jackie @nursekarma & @titty_kitty I will find you and Kill you!

Is it wrong to steal money from your kid,to buy booze? I think its a form of Child Support..basically.They don't want to deal with me sober.

Because of our poor financial situation, Mom was raging me on the phone,"You're buying FOOD with your money, right? Not booze?" Mom's cute..