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In honor of Valentines Day, I never know what to say, so I busted my nut, putting my dick in your butt, and now I'm on my way.
The Wifes mad @ me,because I didn't know she wanted to have sex. Apparently,I missed the slowing of the earths rotation or some obvious sign
Asked the "Wife" if she would bring me some juice. Her: "Sure why not. I'm a regular florence fucking nightingale". She hates sick people.
Starting to implement our White Trash outdoor xmas display. Fuck you HOA
Is it wrong to steal money from your kid,to buy booze? I think its a form of Child Support..basically.They don't want to deal with me sober.
Because of our poor financial situation, Mom was raging me on the phone,"You're buying FOOD with your money, right? Not booze?" Mom's cute..
Just a guy, tellin' the truth, tryin' to make it thru the day without CUTTIN' anyone!