@jadedpunkhulk I know you're jaded and what not but you should check out The Smith Street Band. They're rad. http://t.co/Q1mpDiSV #UpThePunx

When @jadedpunkhulk said "NO CAN LISTEN TO AUSTRALIAN RECORDS BECAUSE THEY SPIN IN OPPOSITE DIRECTION." I almost fell off my chair.

#whenfishridebicycles there will be fish.... riding bicycles... http://sketchedout.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/fishbike.jpg

@brittstrummer kickstarter?

@billy_mehmet you caused this! @perthgloryfc til I die! #PGvRoar #GloryTilIDie #NoGutsNoGlory #OneToUsAndNoneToThem! http://t.co/gfSnWFmY

"Hale! Well that was the weather forcast." - Classic Dennis! #AFLGF

http://t.co/MsH5tq0y get rid of homophobia on twitter, wait on the internet in general! #upthepunx #dotherightthing #nohomo #nohomophobes

@linclefevre lovin the track "get drunk, see bands" on @bombshellzine - a reference to "get high, see mice" by @smithstband? @poisoncity

@jadedpunkhulk rebuttal: RVIVR

@jadedpunkhulk Tim probably lost all his other shirts train hopping.

@jadedpunkhulk dinosaurs will die

How does your dog sleep? Is this normal? Haha http://t.co/wgD0cykz

@punknews makes me angry. How is this not awesome. http://t.co/uRuf2ODn Every other fucking band that ever streams something gets a mention.

Got am email titled "NickSchlub (@nickschlub) is now following you on Twitter!" - Best day of my life. Nick, you complete me. #mancrush

"Nick Schug @nickschug favorited your Tweet" - That's like a marriage proposal right? #ManCrush #InLove #CuteTwitterBabies #HashTag

@nickschug @nickschlub The interweb. What a wonderful amazawesome place.

@nickschug it's why she is so attractive... ;) #ewwgross

@thegilled It's the last three numbers of the barcode on the bottom of the box your last pair of shoes came in. You kept that box right?

@uncledynamite ever thought of the pain a mummy unicorn goes through while giving birth?

Q: Why did the horse run away from home? A: He couldn't stand the neigggghhhhhh-bours! #BadPun