Overall international badass RT @vintagecoats Don't worry, I've got this :-3

I hope I can be half as badass as River Song when I grow up #DoctorWho

I want to drink the Walgreen's brand of beer with @vintagecoats

There is icecream and bacon being served together at Denny's. I feel like @vintagecoats and @loudheadphones need to be informed.

#53 on the list of why my friends are kickass RT @vintagecoats Gender roles can suck it, I don't live a very heteronormative life :-p

I wish weather like this would stay forever.

Your robo-vacuum may be bumping into your feet in a malevolent attempt to kill you - or just trying to snuggle.

This is my motto RT @vintagecoats @goyourownway This wine won't survive the night. No glasses, all bottle.

I can't figure out why people think where I live is in the ghetto.

My 2000th tweet. Thanks to @vintagecoats and @loudheadphones for getting me addicted to Twitter

Noodles are hazardous

I guess I'm going to put this out in the Twitter-verse.... guess who's asexual...? #comingout

My back is starting to hurt- i might need healthcare after waiting for this speech #obama