You are never to old to learn or do something stupid.

A big #ff to @maritta_l for making me laugh out loud. I Plan to be spontaneous, tomorrow.

Look what is pooing on my drive! http://t.co/J9guJMU7

Sony music Hikes Whitney Houston album price! No respect for her death! Corporate money grabbing bastards #sony #disgrace #immoral #Whitney

#ff @thelastvirgo her quotes are like a never-ending story. Just love them.

I cannot believe people banging on my door at 2.30 am. It was a bloody good job I was still up playing on my drum kit!

I’ve decided not to be pessimistic. It wouldn’t work anyway. #fact

#ff to my favourite Swedish love ABBA.... "Just kidding" @maritta_l A lovely funny lady.

Dear National lottery, I wish to complain about last nights draw. My numbers were not in it. #justsaying

Ring Of Fire #circusmusic

I'm so far behind on Twitter; I won't be able to die for another 100 years.

Cannot help thinking when I hear some politicians speak that a poor village is being deprived of it's idiot!

I do love my winter break. Just slobing around. Loads to do to keep me occupied. Yet twitter is stopping me. Or am I bone idle!

Sparktacus #ElectricalFilms

Well done @btcare did not expect a reply thank you.