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  • grammar_cunt
      Duane Barry @grammar_cunt

    My favorite flavor of punch is throat.

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  • grammar_cunt
      Duane Barry @grammar_cunt

    I'm not offended easily, unless, of course you start bad-mouthing The Spice Girls.

    Then I slam your body down and zig-a-zig-ahh.

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  • grammar_cunt
      Duane Barry @grammar_cunt

    I'm okay being friends with a "lol" person even though I'm a "haha" person.

    That's how open-minded I am as an individual & stuff.

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      Duane Barry @grammar_cunt

    Does anyone know the difference between an elk and a deer?

    Cos I think I just ran over a cyclist.

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  • grammar_cunt
      Duane Barry @grammar_cunt

    No, I don't see why I have to wear pants just to answer the door.

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  • grammar_cunt
      Duane Barry @grammar_cunt

    My friends think I'm shallow, but their opinion doesn't count cos they're ugly.

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  • grammar_cunt
      Duane Barry @grammar_cunt

    Um, you guys, I'm in public & my battery's at 50%.

    Scour the news later for:
    'Gay man has panic attack, sets bar on fire.'

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    afro_DZac________darlingshelly72thedailymarkervanslynktat2skatermomNosyGirlNYCTracey_Ann_CTMcguts
    • 67
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  • grammar_cunt
      Duane Barry @grammar_cunt

    Pick up off the floor.
    Visually inspect.
    Sniff.
    Wear.

    - How I get dressed every morning

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    pinupteacherDallanivanslynkseraina_gtTracey_Ann_CsheschiAlexPicardatJukeJointJesse
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      Duane Barry @grammar_cunt

    Before Twitter, the only things I learned about Canada came from South Park.


    I still don't know shit aboot Canada.

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  • grammar_cunt
      Duane Barry @grammar_cunt

    My crushes do this sweet thing where they make sure I'm safe by having security escort me off the premises.

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  • grammar_cunt
      Duane Barry @grammar_cunt

    If I star and/or RT your shit, it's cos I have a raging boner for you.

    Or you're funny or whatever.

    I don't really know how to twitter.

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  • grammar_cunt
      Duane Barry @grammar_cunt

    Contrary to what you might hear, not all Tweeters are potheads.

    Or alcoholics.

    Or sex addicts.

    Or disturbed.

    Some of them are spam bots.

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  • grammar_cunt
      Duane Barry @grammar_cunt

    I need you to look deep into my eyes when you choke me.

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  • grammar_cunt
      Duane Barry @grammar_cunt

    Look, if you begin your sentence with "everybody was..." I will totally cut you off & say "KUNG FU FIGHTING?!?"

    Every. freaking. time.

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  • grammar_cunt
      Duane Barry @grammar_cunt

    "I love you" can be the most beautiful words you can hear from someone you truly care about, next to "I got this round."

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  • grammar_cunt
      Duane Barry @grammar_cunt

    Apparently rolling your eyes and making jerk off gestures isn't considered appropriate during office meetings.

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  • grammar_cunt
      Duane Barry @grammar_cunt

    Freedom of choice doesn't mean you should choose to be an asshole.

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  • grammar_cunt
      Duane Barry @grammar_cunt

    Hey guys, how many stars qualifies as 'star fucking?'
    Does less than 5 count as 'star groping?'
    'Star reach-around?'

    I'm fine being single.

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  • grammar_cunt
      Duane Barry @grammar_cunt

    When exactly is 'Hammer Time' and why do I have to 'Stop' for it?

    I'm too legit to quit asking.

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      Duane Barry @grammar_cunt

    Every time someone quickly averts their eyes after making eye contact with me, I whisper, "I was hurt by love before too."

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@grammar_cunt

@grammar_cunt

An international man of mystery with a constant yearning to boogie down.