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Try not to fuck things up today if you know you're not pretty enough to coast by on your looks.
I forgot to evolve into something more entertaining.
Previously, on "I didn't think you were going to be such a jerk..."
Sure he's into you but does he photograph well?
You look better when you're someone else.
I hate that I'm too special for just anyone.
I almost got pulled into a serious discussion about clogs. No thanks, I prefer to wear regular shoes and have dignity.
I feel like my back-fat is sassing me.
I wish I could dance like dancers, y'know, good enough to sell my body with.
Doin a bunch of stuff at the molecular level, so yeah, pretty busy. 💅🏽
Yeah, sometimes I really miss how good your lies made me feel when I thought they were the truth.
I've shrugged so much, I think my shoulders are starting to touch my ears.
There are no winners in the warfare against man-buns.
An international man of mystery with a constant yearning to boogie down.
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