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  • granulac
      Meredith Gran @granulac

    well son, your mother would make jokes on Twitter dot com and I would respond to them in a weird and intrusive way, and the rest is history

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    katiierawrOlDirtyBonerMaryKoCo_cswagggwhyhelloclaricesoapbeltbiorhythmistICountBeanss
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    katiierawrsoapbeltwhata_scummymaninfinityonhiYungFridaSasoolipseudooctopusthe_face_man
  • granulac
      Meredith Gran @granulac

    we did it you guys. we watched the whole thing

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    radiomarukllythnjuliodomodr_ron_palsmeagolsfreeameo02Milfislandmdegs
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    jaxlrosedr_ron_palkassyvochriswongtvbearsdrinksodaMmdoughthefuriouscynicsblfilms
  • granulac
      Meredith Gran @granulac

    sext: your Tetris block body falls into mine. there is not 1 pixel between us. we flicker with glorious completion and disappear forever

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    sweet_conorHisPetPrincessyampowerMaryKoCodommaelzerLaika_Barks____catherinelngEssEnArr
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    HisPetPrincessAmandaLutzTOhistoryman68nchaimovfugueishjsatkbezierswervesammmfoley
  • granulac
      Meredith Gran @granulac

    "I'd bang her" and "I'd never bang her" are both elaborately constructed fantasies where the speaker has been given a choice

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    klobinglukewarmwarriorpianoreevesks1415andsuchPraxisPerfectchuchugoogooAngelMCastilloChalupacabra__
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    theejoshdro_ghostDavidJohnMeinShirzan29EspenBradford____MegsingtonvillekwrejgwekrjhwegOctavia_J83
  • granulac
      Meredith Gran @granulac

    pony bro culture only exists because girls' entertainment is considered "lesser" by default and needs to be heightened by male enjoyment

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    craigdsfManginaMikegrumpysalmoncomedyfishnatashaeverydaydoctorghirahimdeardetectivetumorhead
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    grumpysalmonminjogreenegremlinzrusSabrina_il_ssskinneranthologyofwhatAvian_FlameChrisCoraline
    alsmith208
  • granulac
      Meredith Gran @granulac

    when is technology going to stop trying to get me to speak out loud to it. I'm never going to do that

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    idleglorydonniEagle_VisionstormzNrainbowzeshurneXnqiqradiomarukelkulus2
    • 210
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    lil_kittehqueeenvk1dKatelynnMubij50eshurnejoehudsonsmallBumpinGemzmadisonrichie
    MaryKoCo
  • granulac
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    RainbowKohlhogden9387OldTimeyPropizzaUNOFFICIALgilhova_nElijahTProfitTheCompleteJeff
    • 159
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    PatrickBVSlamelama22maddleskTheCompleteJeffAtlasSmuggedMike_hugsTyler_Eldredgeitsghastlycrew
  • granulac
      Meredith Gran @granulac

    when a dude touches me in conversation it sets off something primal in me: the suspicion that he read a book about dating

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    zhartleycompletelylamenanoexamplelaurelitaImFknBossyawnytawnyQuinnae_Moonjeanvendors
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    zhartleyGlyph_4AlligatorHandsIviaRellenanoexampleImFknBossbenittto2everycityvacant
    radiomaru
  • granulac
      Meredith Gran @granulac

    girl are you a stupid cartoon for kids because I'm a nerd and I like you

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    imtooradforyouRileyHoonanAndyReabhaikuMmoVestedMattLeidEvillettuceLinksPanda
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    heychrisfoxhkq9696aspacewizardgcarter180KristyBuzbeedribblyb0bMoonlitfairyzJamsJellies
  • granulac
      Meredith Gran @granulac

    in hell they make you read all the @ replies to women's funny sex-related tweets

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    awsuneLaura_328lawblobbeatriceLCCQuentinovna____DF_ARTSBabylonianlite_ing
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    SchmanthonyPimvovkmcantorelectricinfantaerc_eldMarioVilaspandorablakemharvey816
  • granulac
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    MiceliaX1xenomusfunksslundstroemAerox47codemastermm40pctoffpattymo
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    xenomusMonsterShindiggryphtorEternalplayerAerox47repleatskarlniebhaley
  • granulac
      Meredith Gran @granulac

    Michelle Bachmann is like if you destroyed Sarah Palin, but then the debris began to laugh and they reformed into something more horrible.

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    MiniPalindvan1068BumpinGemzVeronicaVns0198NerdRambleswrappedinpeaceBurds_1nonotjennifer
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    BumpinGemzVeronicaVns0198The0R4NG3Favstar500Favsstephanie_myerKaneissocoolDeadLeaFMothnereserendipity
  • granulac
      Meredith Gran @granulac

    orphaned as a child, he was raised by memes. this is Bacon Failboat Catbeard's story of epic awesome feels

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    Aetetnapuppets4evaspiderfingersarthemattspiraldinnerdog69moldypattycakeshug_masterrickdawg00
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    spiderfingersarapocalypsedoeNF4awesomemoragornRrrrrrosethemattspiralTheBeatles9jadeth_LA
  • granulac
      Meredith Gran @granulac

    if you find yourself annoyed by "feels" and "i don't even" just remember people on the internet used to say things like "teh winz0rs"

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    BumpinGemzSteampunk_Skunksuchducksmillyprimerickdawg00kendallbreaddtj_ebooksruiqi26
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    sweet_conorjackmartin14emitheawardNF4awesomeMiss_Washbearlizzalina92AmandaGray_Lee2P
  • granulac
      Meredith Gran @granulac

    *sees a dog* *slowly turns head wide-eyed to life's 4th wall* A DOG

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    radiomaruI_Heart_Boobs__dommaelzeruublogmatthewdevollBuffys_tumblebardjacobft
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    dommaelzerniallwardBuffys_NotQuiteLukeRivalStagsShiboyInuAwfulHorsejoepuseytweets
  • granulac
      Meredith Gran @granulac

    call me Old Timey but when i have a crush on someone I put vague song lyrics in my AIM profile and say nothing and agonize over it for years

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    AcidSpaceboyradiomaruNerdRambleswaywrdswagabondemtsuj33Burds_1nonotjennifersciocer
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    apocalypsedoeSisforsamanthabaileysweatersmoragornRrrrrrosenaturallysheenaemotionsleakingSmARTisticGIRL__
  • granulac
      Meredith Gran @granulac

    "you have to separate the art from the artist" no I don't

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    brieeast_aaronbartuskLexMcDeenimmmybbbethmccolltsterdantimrlaiboredoftourism
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    ximena_dtimetrave_laaronbartuskS0phiex0bbbethmccolltimrlaikaathamestinytractor
  • granulac
      Meredith Gran @granulac

    kanye talks about his own music the same way a teen talks about their favorite anime

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    thomjkingeliashiebertdyafanousfacing_northsatansyogapantsxmaswarNorondorInfinityHammers
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    trepancakesNorondorErrmahgerdkartaelumheterophoberomyrhoadssaladmagiccat_beltane
  • granulac
      Meredith Gran @granulac

    in 1st grade I excitedly told a girl she had the same b-day as my dog. she turned away dismissively and said "Great. I'm related to a dog."

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    emmavonaxeIAmErikNsarahalkasofia_ohlssonJessicaarvicSmultronbarnetgabbtronicJulianChallis
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    sofia_ohlssonsarahalkaanastasiaohyeahthecautionersap4chechiefFilipinoFlavorbequiettiffanyDrew4484
  • granulac
      Meredith Gran @granulac

    I love when normos win an award and all the hot ppl are forced to look at them for a few minutes

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    MutantCassidyMogatratsljmmIsabelBaker15MiiButterflyLetdownLizzienongravitymurraylmcdonald
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    LetdownLizzieannecoolinsblair2019vvnyueimmortalfireboycampkeesleyJenAndersonNYCBrandeewineB
@granulac

@granulac

Cartoon lady. You don't wanna get mixed up with me. Draws Octopus Pie, SVA teacher, did Marceline + the Scream Queens. Heidi is my dog.