Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
No offense, but offensive thing.
"Your call is very important to us" = enjoy this 20 minute flute solo.
I read some comments on the internet. Don't read comments on the internet.
“I’ve been all over the world and I’ve never seen a statue of a critic.” —Leonard Bernstein
The delay between when something’s popular and when your mom sends you a link to it should be a unit of measurement. NumaNuma ≈ 7.3momlinks.
That’s MISTER Mr. Mister to you.
iPhone: “Did you mean this other word?”
Me: “nope” *clicks x*
iPhone: Wellll… I’m gonna change it anyway. Problem?”
Current status: https://gimmebar.com/view/515061a929ca151e12000021/big …
"Try our iPhone app! It's literally the same mobile site you're currently using. Also there's GPS for some reason."
The Wendy’s in Bowling Green liked my Instagram photo from WGI Mid South, so I guess I have that going for me today.
Scored a double-Mrgan this morning. Gonna be a good day.
Finals lot! Staff is on that suit and tie, kids are stretching—gonna be a great day.
The Twitter is now closed for Retina jokes. Please come back tomorrow where we'll be featuring "fast food observations."
My superpower: putting a shirt on backwards, taking it off to determine the correct orientation, and somehow putting it on backwards again.
It’s finally “people posting photos of their car’s thermometer” season.