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Right now, billionaires are throwing smaller TVs at their giant TVs
My sex life is now like #StarWars: The last 3 were so bad I forget ever liking the originals.
It doesn't matter where you live; home is any place you can masturbate with your guard down #thesumofmyknowledge
Finally got my own apartment; I haven't been this naked in years.
The #KatyPerryMovie better answer the big question: If Led Zeppelin were really that good, how come they weren’t ridiculously good looking?
So basically, an ALT comic is just someone who can't have a normal conversation off stage?
"Cars", you know? "Rage incubators"
"If the idea of staying together forever is an impossibility, I can't imagine making this mistake with anyone but you." -realistic vows
Ladies, as a man with no almost standards, if shorts with pockets hanging out the bottom dont do it for me, they don't do it for anyone.
Could you stop referring to it as my 'little diddy?' Thanks.
I'm sorry, but Mama is still insisting I knock you out...
My favorite shirt to wear in LA says:
"I can't do ANYTHING for your career"
No amount of brushing can appease them. My teeth are just body parts that bide their time, and then attack my bank account.
Gay people would make awful parents. Actually wanting their kids, teaching them tolerance, how is that going to prepare them for real life?
Dear neighbor: If your WiFi network is "oscar-bound," you are likely not.
Be the change you want to see in the world; and by that I mean, leave a YouTube comment telling someone how gay they are.
If you love something, let it go. It was clawing to get away from you anyway.