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An email with the subject "Mountain Lion Released in Office" is much more exciting if you don't know anything about operating systems.
I'm starting a band. I can't really play any instrument or sing, so I'm looking for a few musical co-founders.
Holy location services, Batman! I just had the chef of a restaurant come talk to me to congratulate me on becoming the Foursquare mayor.
You know code is bad when you try to explain it to someone else and you spend most of your time apologizing.
As a software architect I spend most of my time trying to create bright, open spaces where the code can relax.
British coworker: "Thing were a lot better when we ruled the world."
Indian coworker: "You know I'm sitting right here, right?"
I sound a lot more insightful when I'm talking to people who don't read the exact same blogs that I do.
I feel like advertisers can finally REST now that we've announced the API project I've been working on. http://advertising.twitter.com/2013/02/announcing-twitter-ads-api_20.html …
I propose we start a war on education. If it's as successful as the war on drugs we could have the best schools in the world after a decade.
This code was so beautiful and clean before I had to make it work.
Sausage is like gzip for meat.
The most unbelievable part of The Matrix is that the machines go so long without GC pauses.
It would dramatically improve the Olympic swimming events to put someone like me in lane 9 so we can tell how fast the athletes really are.