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I know I don't tweet very often, but all you high-powered arts tweeters should follow and repost my new baby @_fontanelle_

IF YOU FEEL SHIT, CUT YR HAIR AND PAINT YR NAILS, WORKS LIKE A CHARM

HI INTERNET HERE ARE MY FEELINGS

PECH TAG

if you would like me to think about you while i make the cd and then give you a copy RT.

@mpaperz <3 happy twitter birthday. in honour of the occasion i just imagined what i think you would look like naked w + w/o boner. x

@katherinebotten @mpaperz picking and depositing along the side of beds, yours and other people's

@edwinkemp @noplain @anoddgeography @oohlala_says To express honest opinions you have to spend time backing them up. Only got so much time.

STAY-RELAXED-AND-CAREFUL

i sincerely promise to stop tweeting my feelings.

Raspberry Ketone is all the new craze!! Dr. Oz even mentioned it as a break through weight loss supplement.  http://zapecha.ru/businessmanbroken/71ianevans/ …

SPOON ME AND LISTEN TO MY BORING STORIES PLS

listening to nick cave

in other news: http://t.co/lylnqEbK

i have dandruff but i refuse to use dandruff shampoo due to my theory that dandruff shampoo gives you more dandruff

OK TWITTER. I think I'm sane again. Sorry about that.

another day another jar pasta

GOING TO GO GET ICE CREAM AND BEGIN AGIN :( :) :( :(

HI