Ugh now my life is chafing me

SIGUR ROS FINAL EXAM  https://vine.co/v/hBTKYYpLaJi 

Oh shit I accidentally air drummed

Plants not growing? SIGUR ROS THEM  https://vine.co/v/hBn5t39V7q0 

When Morrissey goes camping he refuses to acknowledge anyone until they address him as "S'Morrissey"

How could you forget we're in space girl

Girl are those space pants you're wearing because we're in space and if you're not wearing them you could die

I bet stoners were unbearable during 420 A.D.

BREAKING: Work is balls and my inlaws are here all week and my suicide machine is on back order

Hollywood: please make more movies about witches so I can use the word "FUNchantment" in a review

My coping skills are as follows: scotch

Just said "totes my Oates" to no one in particular #draftfolder

When Bob Seger wrote Night Moves it was mostly just about sweating on people

Tailgate party for one in a Smart Car because I MAKE MY OWN RULES  http://instagram.com/p/aPZVywlwdJ/ 

I tried really hard to Instagram some metal dude's "I fuck like a BEAST" t-shirt so today is starting off okay

The air smells like BBQ chips so now I know that prayers work

In my defense, I wouldn't hear Fuck Da Police until years later.  http://instagram.com/p/aJF1gNFwaD/ 

@neyugn See? Funny

Holy fucking shit, Game of Thrones.

I once rewrote the lyrics of Pretty Hate Machine to be all about food, so yeah I "get" poetry