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Ugh now my life is chafing me
Oh shit I accidentally air drummed
When Morrissey goes camping he refuses to acknowledge anyone until they address him as "S'Morrissey"
How could you forget we're in space girl
Girl are those space pants you're wearing because we're in space and if you're not wearing them you could die
I bet stoners were unbearable during 420 A.D.
BREAKING: Work is balls and my inlaws are here all week and my suicide machine is on back order
Hollywood: please make more movies about witches so I can use the word "FUNchantment" in a review
My coping skills are as follows: scotch
When Bob Seger wrote Night Moves it was mostly just about sweating on people
I tried really hard to Instagram some metal dude's "I fuck like a BEAST" t-shirt so today is starting off okay
The air smells like BBQ chips so now I know that prayers work
Holy fucking shit, Game of Thrones.
I once rewrote the lyrics of Pretty Hate Machine to be all about food, so yeah I "get" poetry
I put the 'fun' in 'depressing and weird and won't stop crying but still kinda fun I guess'