If this open letter from Chris Kluwe supporting Marriage Equality by doesn't get #cockmonster to trend, nothing will.. http://t.co/Xl8Wmpmd

Unknown person posts witty, original, timely insight about society: 10 retweets; Pop singer tweets "Tired. Going 2 bed": 30,000 retweets

#GOP: giving more money to millionaires motivates them to work harder; giving money to poor people makes them lazy.

I admit it: I've benefited from this cool affirmative action program for white people, it's called OUR ENTIRE CULTURE.

I know people who are rich and famous. I know people who are just rich. The ones who are just rich are much, much happier.

Dear Republicans: if you don't even feel comfortable hearing the word "vagina", you have no business passing laws about it.

The last two presidents that we've had with "strong business backgrounds" were George W. Bush and Herbert Hoover.

Ever wondered, "Am I a Romney?" Well, now you can take a quiz to find out: http://t.co/Dhgh1w2Y

"Guru": noun. A person who wants you to think he's an expert at something, despite the fact that he's unemployed.

The GOP equates abortion with murder. Which is interesting, because they don't seem to equate actual MURDER with murder...

NO SAME-HEIGHT MARRIAGE! http://t.co/Wl8PKnV9 Make sure you know about this serious moral problem...

Excessive glee over your opponent's ineptitude is unseemly. Someone else screwing up isn't the same as you accomplishing something.

I'm so sick of people carrying on about things that are "good for business." You know what else was "good for business?" Slavery.

Then don't get gay married. RT: @steverosland sorry I can't agree with Gay Marriage

DO NOT underestimate the ability of poor, white bigots to be hypocrites. They will take food stamps AND vote for Romney and not think twice

Romney prepping for the gen. election: "When I said I'm against Obamacare, I didn't mean the parts that VOTERS like!" #ForPetesSake

In 1205, prostitutes in Paris would solicit students in the streets. If the young men refused, the whores would yell "sodomite" at them.

Did you hear about the time they put slavery up for a popular vote in North Carolina? You didn't? There's a reason for that.

We will all miss you, Erica Andrews. You are a star and an inspiration... and forever will be. RIP pic.twitter.com/FyGg5ns9Hp

Mitt Romney thinks that Gay Marriage is fine as long as it can be strapped to the roof of the car where nobody can see it.