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holy shit. my band is opening for #ironmaiden in august. i might have given myself diarrhea over this.
I am writing the screenplay for the movie that NEEDS TO BE MADE OUT OF THIS. HOLLYWOOD, GET READY
Taekwondo instructor/failed politician/musician/insurance agent frames Elvis impersonator in a plot to kill Obama, over an online feud.
When I hear someone's been "radicalized" I immediately think of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
In response to the "nice guys of okc" tumblr, I really want someone to start a "douchey broads of okc" tumblr
I don't care that Chuck Berry liked to pee on girls. That dude wrote "Roll Over Beethoven"
1 bag of cranberries, 1 cup of water, 1 cup of sugar= 1000% better than that canned shit. #thanksgiving #themoreyouknow #rainbowacrossthesky
i'm not gay, but if the singer for the new bomb turks asked me to suck his dick, i'd have to think it over.
bosses want me to call clients' children, pretending i'm santa. i said fuck that shit. you guys are gonna get me on dateline nbc
Crack, kidnapping women, and Dave Chappelle sketches aside... Rick James made some fucking awesome music.
I don't know what a magic marker tastes like, but I think this protein bar tastes like a magic marker
AKA the joseph grey AKA biggie stardust AKA hot tub joey. aspiring game show host, rock and roll genius, voice/eater of guitars for THE TRIPLE SCORPIO