Genuinely laughed out loud. @padraig: Now hiring an iBooks Author Developer. 5+ years of experience reqd.

I am pleased to finally announce The Grand Unified Framework template!  https://github.com/tjusiyan/GrandIUnifiedFrameworkTemplate … Get it while it’s hot! @cocoaconf

anything siri is incapable of understanding or doing MUST result in "I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid Ican't do that."

Use @alfredapp ? use @kapelimac ' Dash ?
alfredapp://customsearch/search%20dash%20for/dash/ascii/url=dash://{query}

Save the libraries! Save the Frameworks! Come to my talk at @cocoaconf to hear what the hubbub is about!

I learned quite a bit at @cocoaconf which means I have quite a bit of code to write. I also have quite a bit of code to fix first. D'oh!

@augustjoki "Because you are not my controller!"

@cieslak mofo went into hiding when worthy word got out. Might be the hide and seek champ from portlandia. Not sure.

@liscio He rolled until the wheels fell off.

@doctor_andy @_trishthe_dish It is only ‘pedantry’ if we cede that the issues are small.

My sources say the Apple spaceship will be released early next year #CocoaConf

You miss me, I know you do. You also like learning about Cocoa and Cocoa Touch. You should attend CocoaConf DC!  http://CocoaConf.com 

@jaredlogan dag. You had a show. Next time.

@jaredlogan do have a show is Boston this weekend?

@cbarrett @cieslak they mean well.

@timburks and broken. Don’t forget broken.

If i pay for expedited shipping, ship within a business day or MAKE IT CLEAR that you will not.

I think republicans may regret branding it as ObamaCare if they can't kill it before people understand it.

how about unifying my Apple ID with my Apple ID?

*squints* Did they just make OS X a twitter client?