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*swirls wine in glass* *takes drag of cigarette* So What Do We Think Of Memes And Their Long Lasting Effects On Society
two days before i move to New York City...i am home, drinking alone. watching confessions of a teenage drama queen
when u get done with work and ur like im free….and then u remember ur never free from the ironclad chains of society
i can only listen to vampire weekend when it's nice out bc i dont want to taint their music with the sadness that is winter
whenever im eating something w vegetables in it my only thought is always "man I wish there were less vegetables in this"
girl at work said "i have date tonight" i said "i have a date with an entire bottle of wine" we high fived
this morning i walked out my door and made eye contact w/ a bunny. it was v tense but i think there was an existential understanding
uh was curious so i went on the young conservatives FB page.......haha...................yikes, man...yikes..............
my biggest character flaw is my innate need to make terrible jokes to any cashier ever
the white stripes make me miss being a teenager in 2002 which is a problem because i was 8
netflix pls stop trying to get me to share what i watch on facebook. the world doesnt need to know i watched HSM at 4 am last week
who wants to help me beer bong an entire bottle of wine tonight
some girl in flare jeans and ballet flats in forever 21 just made fun of a leotard I don’t even need to make a joke here do i
gilmore girls is now on netflix just in case anyone wants to avoid all of their responsibilities
*dreses as a worm for halloween and walks around muttering halloworm under my breath*
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