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I was told I look like hitler by 5 people 5 different times last night, not exactly flattering!
Remember when you were innocent enough to wank too Cinemax?
Either subway gives you a couple extra inches on their six inch samiches or I've lied to a lot of girls!
I was born on second base, then a walk and a handjob too early now I'm stuck on third base