I was told I look like hitler by 5 people 5 different times last night, not exactly flattering!

@mbittersweet25 damn! You're hot! Congratulations!

@btgcomedy awesome thanks man, where is your show in Lafayette? I love seeing you and chuck perform! You guys are Denver comedy!

@chuckroy thanks for a great night, and the risky business tickets! I would like to know more about the shows you do with @btgcomedy

Remember when you were innocent enough to wank too Cinemax?

Either subway gives you a couple extra inches on their six inch samiches or I've lied to a lot of girls!

I was born on second base, then a walk and a handjob too early now I'm stuck on third base

@insanelysami :*

Thanks @danielcotton you're awesome!

@leahlikescheese why have you had rough times?

@leahlikescheese it's so cool me and my friends are in a bowling league! How have you been? I've missed you!

@leahlikescheese ha when you don't have a gf you don't do many fancy things lol

@leahlikescheese just got home from bowling with a couple friends, now I'm drinking vodka and sending silly messages to you :)

@leahlikescheese I know, sorry

@leahlikescheese cause your making me smile and your avi makes me want to chop some fire wood :)

@insanelysami hey sexy, how is the detox? Lol

@leahlikescheese you're making me do more than blush! ;)

@leahlikescheese of course I am! I would be silly not to try to flirt with such a pretty girl!

@leahlikescheese I would eat your cookie any day!

@leahlikescheese lol omg are you flirting with me? ;)