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"Some Like It Hot" and "Roman Holiday" are free on demand on Time Warner??? I may not sleep tonight!
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They start road construction now because the extra sunlight keeps you from actually going through with killing yourself in traffic.
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It turns out that spring fever is a real thing. I'm sweating like a priest in a room full of altar boys... and I don't want to work either.
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Just so we're clear, policies and procedures only apply to projects that don't have your boss's ass on the line.
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My soul was fortified over the long weekend... I can hear the soul sucking machine in the office licking its chops this morning...
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Fur Kid and I just met our new neighbor Cooper. He is an 8 week old St. Bernard puppy with the BEST puppy breath!
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I've learned something in this meeting... I can multi-multi-multi-task... iPod & BB both surfing the net at the same time.
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Inter Active Planning Meeting: The delusional leading the deluded down a fictional path of imagined success.
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Whatever you do, do NOT look up 'snorkel' in the urban dictionary. Don't do it! Stop looking! I warned you!
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OMG... They want to have a dinner/team building get together! Hate building... Rage bubbling up... Hulk appearance likely...
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Doing yoga poses in the back of the presentation room before I present... Internet friends know what to say to get my mind right.
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The meeting is an "Inter Active Planning" session and was recommended by a consultant... Can you say buku billable hours?
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