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I don’t gamble. I don’t drink. My one vice is buying a new iPhone every summer.
Well, that and lying about drinking and gambling.
Well, that and lying about drinking and gambling.
The “opt-out” public health care plan will allow red states to cut off their noses to spite their faces and not have the procedure covered.
Under ObamaCare, everyone who believes ObamaCare is a Nazi-esque program will be covered for mental health treatment.
Gay marriage opponents include Giuliani and Gingrich, who between the two of them have been married six times. But: not yet to each other.
This makes me wish Dubya was still president, so that he'd have to invite the Saints to his house and look them in the eyes.
Unbelievable. Starbucks made me pay AGAIN for the exact same coffee I just paid for YESTERDAY. Please RT.
I always flash an insufferably smug smile to Kindle Guy as I continue enjoying my book during our final descent.
I must have some weird strain of dyslexia. Whenever I see a link named "Next Page", I think it says "Stop Reading and Close This Tab".
To Republicans who tell me they’re tired of me writing about politics. I say let’s call it even, I’m tired of you fucking up the country.
Once we empty Gitmo, can we refill it with the people running these double-underscore mouse-hover web page ads?
Overheard in Starbucks:
—Does The New York Times print *every* day?
—Yes, of course.
—Oh my god, why would they do that?
—Does The New York Times print *every* day?
—Yes, of course.
—Oh my god, why would they do that?
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