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I don’t gamble. I don’t drink. My one vice is buying a new iPhone every summer.
Well, that and lying about drinking and gambling.
Patience, everyone. You’ll be assigned your new Muslim name when the Feds come to your home to collect your guns.
Microsoft could sell a lot of those keyboard covers if they made one for the iPad.
In lieu of Bitcoin, I’ve stuck to flushing $100 bills down a toilet. I’m deep in the red but at least I understand exactly what’s going on.
If Apple loses this e-book price-fixing trial, their sentence should be 1 month of typing passwords using the Apple TV remote.
Just opened a Coke and the underside of the bottle cap says I’m refereeing next week’s Chargers-Chiefs game.
Muslim psychopath = "terrorist"
Christian psychopath = "extremist"
Kit Kat, the most fragmented candy bar (made by Hersheys in the U.S., Nestle everywhere else) is a perfect partner for Android.
We’re losing a great bozo filter. Anyone who endorsed Flash player for mobile was someone you knew, immediately, was stupid.
My number one Lion tip: No matter how wrong it feels, stick with the new trackpad scrolling direction. Give it a week.
If you don’t think iOS 7 is beautiful, I don’t know what to say to you.
There is a nasty rumor going around that Apple is a for-profit corporation run by staunch capitalists.
If Google is dropping H.264 because their "goal is to enable open innovation", why not also drop support for closed plugins like Flash?
I hereby name Twitter’s 100K “user limit” on clients: the Dickcap.