I don’t gamble. I don’t drink. My one vice is buying a new iPhone every summer.

Well, that and lying about drinking and gambling.

Patience, everyone. You’ll be assigned your new Muslim name when the Feds come to your home to collect your guns.

Sprint ad on back cover of the new Rolling Stone: http://t.co/yGJRYGiW

Microsoft could sell a lot of those keyboard covers if they made one for the iPad.

Congrats to @oprah on making the cover of this month’s O Magazine. You deserve it, girlfriend.

Just opened a Coke and the underside of the bottle cap says I’m refereeing next week’s Chargers-Chiefs game.

Muslim psychopath = "terrorist"
Christian psychopath = "extremist"

Same scene, same filter (Amaro), taken side-by-side with Instagram w/ iPhone 4S and Nexus Galaxy:

http://t.co/EvWZA86P
http://t.co/QZqXYnFn

We’re losing a great bozo filter. Anyone who endorsed Flash player for mobile was someone you knew, immediately, was stupid.

My number one Lion tip: No matter how wrong it feels, stick with the new trackpad scrolling direction. Give it a week.

There is a nasty rumor going around that Apple is a for-profit corporation run by staunch capitalists.

Kevin Maguire rates the convention speeches: http://t.co/QGxTQ6Gg

If Google is dropping H.264 because their "goal is to enable open innovation", why not also drop support for closed plugins like Flash?

I hereby name Twitter’s 100K “user limit” on clients: the Dickcap.

#dickcap

Great review of Color in the App Store: http://j.mp/fwseiV

I love the smell of a socialist utopia in the morning.

The great divide: those who see Google as the last defense against Apple; and those who see Apple as the last defense against Google.

Paraguay-Uraguay in the final would be so guay.

1. Beat everyone else.
2. Beat yourself.
3. Goto 2.

There, I’ve just saved you from going to business school.

“What’s the plot of ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’?” pic.twitter.com/GVQdxzY5dW