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Parking behind my wife forces her to acknowledge my existence.

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I won an arguement with my wife which means I'm not getting laid tonight.

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I just explained the significance of a 50 star tweet to my wife. She told me to go fuck a tweet because she doesn't fuck nerds.

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Misery is taking a piss one drop at a time.

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Time flies when you can't remember anything.

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After I beat off, I star myself.

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Let's all get on FB and scare the real people.

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I looked like a pussy walking into the convenience store with my coin purse but I feel like a bad ass walking out with my forty ounce can.

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Thinking about going green. I already piss in the yard and shit by the river. I could do more.

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I don't blame you for being curious about what a great fuck I am.

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If I could steal anything and get away with it, it would be Lou Diamond Phillips' name.

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I'm not for everyone and ain't vice versa the fucking truth.

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I don't hate your mom for having horrible taste. It's her texture that grosses me out.

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I don't know is passive aggressive for fuck you.

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My wife told me she doesn't love me. I think she was joking. I told her OK as long as you deliver the goods. I don't think I was joking.

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The worst thing about honey roasted peanuts on American Airlines flights are the ubiquitous honey roasted pressurized cabin peanut farts.

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I think I scooped up too many smart people in my last batch of follows. I HATE smart people.

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FUCK. GODDAMNED LIONEL RICHIE PUT A SPELL ON ME.

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Since you don't read body language perhaps you'll enjoy this warm glass of asparagus piss.

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The next time you call someone a douche bag, I want you to think about how important douche bags are to society.

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