i like my men like i like my... gluesticks?tall, awkward, and pasty?

nothing like a 1.5 hour bout of sleep paralysis at 4:30 to make you remember how nice it is to walk or wiggle or be able to control yr body

how many brushstrokes does it take to capture the essence of a person? [...1...2...3... *eats painting*]

knowing different languages is like unlocking magical secrets

 http://btnbt.com/flyjaxfly  - help @barfclown get home in time to say goodbye to allie #flyjaxfly please RT

what if we were going to byu instead of nyu

BTNBT: "faggot hipster shit" --reddit comment. new slogan? might be.

would you go to this @techatnyu [yes you probably would] pic.twitter.com/YlHs3aFo

today @amyquispe and @terryatjn have been joined in lawful marriage. pls welcome terence and amy quip. [it's also the name of their startup]

@barfclown i'm forming another plan. we will get you here

tell your family you love them tell your friends you love them tell everyone you love you love them

last night in the ER @privilegedboyf went on a rant abt fracking and then an OWS lady gave him some fracking stickers http://t.co/2CnRDFlm

facebook nanny by @seangransee is a great tool to limit your facebook usage [hilarious demo too] #hackNY

ooh heatwave again we're back to satan temps. today is satan's ballsack.

imagine a world where mark zuckerberg is only notable for marrying an asian girl and that's the tech space my dad knows about

"as soon as you stop wanting something you get it. i've found that to be absolutely axiomatic." --andy warhol

milk hegemony [milk argument milk forgiveness?]

most creative: 3am. most irrational/paranoid: 3am.

if town hall wins every performer in the group gets $5 #UVL2012

@sursly ostrich sans bold on http://t.co/lmHUB51B !