"Cindy Lauper" is trending. Every tweet is either someone wondering why it's trending, or correcting the spelling of "Cyndi" #yayinternet

Michael Carr-Gregg - Instagram "beauty contests" exacerbating body image problems for MS girls in particular #msconf2013

Realized today every conductor in Japan has a Seiko pocket watch that fits in special recess in panel  http://instagr.am/p/UBlXwxs6kF/  cc: @greatdismal

Google Translate + Tsunami Warning = terrifying poetry of a sort pic.twitter.com/mvILt2eM

Silent Art Child. Great quote "There isn't a locked door that my writing couldn't open" plus crazy verse where @chinoxl spits only oxymorons

@amichetti don't have a study, but think it's odd 4 teachers to advocate using ipads for "learning" when let's be honest we just surf on 'em

@boxbrown & albatrosses for example could've flown or floated for 40 days, easy. Birds aren't as sinful as we thought

@savasavasava oh um well that's just one song… name "sava" also conjures up savior, savant, savvy, salve, and the all-important FILE/SAVE AS

If your tweet to a celebrity includes the phrase "surely that deserves an RT?", it doesn't.

I'm at a weird age where mentally I feel about 20 but when I see actual 20-year-olds they seem like tiny mewling children

Trying to build a respectable iTunes collection consisting entirely of blues singers whose names start with "Blind".

Just invented the garlic parmesan omelette. It's pretty much my crowning achievement

@multisensorymel @ibogost Pretty bold to put it all out there: "if u hate risks, learning, math & teamwork but are OK w/ sexism, econ's 4u"

@megangraff @amichetti Frustrating! Like when we drove right past Budweis on the way to Cesky Krumlov. I wanted to stop the bus. Alas

@machinestarts no need to explain, I wanted to make a point but was indeed being kind of a jerk - thanks for taking the time to respond

@savasavasava @machinestarts Way to stick up for men's rights dude! Finally, someone to protect men from all the abuse! Woooo! *high-five*

@mcesoteric OK this is very good: "Mos Eisley flow, beats banging on the space bar / Haters get mad, start banging on the spacebar"

Just did some quick math & I've been on this planet for more than 13,000 days. How many time have I watched the sun rise or set? 50? Ugh.

OK I can't stay offline. I give up. Any 8-hour gaps in online presence would be entirely sleep-related. I am online all the time. Now what

Starting School Later Makes Teenagers Happier and Smarter  http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/new_scientist/2013/04/teenage_sleep_patterns_why_school_should_start_later.html?utm_source=tw&utm_medium=sm&utm_campaign=button_chunky …