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Yesterday I lost 8 followers making fun of Jersey. Tonight I make fun of the late pope: nothing. This tells us a lot about Twitter.
Vodka is made from potatoes.
Which means once upon a time, someone looked a potato and figured out how to drink it. Genius.
Which means once upon a time, someone looked a potato and figured out how to drink it. Genius.
Jew hell is just like regular life, except nothing is ever on sale and the blacks run the banking and movie industries.
Nothing accelerates age-related hardness of hearing as much as a child yelling, “Mom or Dad - the dog threw up on my bed!”
Ah, springtime in the ghetto: the sun is bright, the breeze is fresh, and - oh, look! - there's a used condom at the end of my driveway.
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God was an absentee father, too. So you just know Harry Chapin is roasting in hell for that gut-punching "Cat's in the Cradle" song.
The "if you're repelled by garlic you're a vampire" myth was created by medieval guys so they could eat whatever they wanted on first dates.
Little League started & has activated my, "Stand-at-window-&-tell-5-year-old-kids-to-shut-the-fuck-up!" function. It's an annual occurrence.
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Idea: Netflix, but for pancakes. Or Blockbuster By Mail for pancakes. Even Omaha Steaks for pancak...look, my point is: mail-order pancakes.
The winter of my discontent is over. It's officially the spring of my where the fuck is my satisfaction. I'm all poetic and shit.
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