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I'm seriously thinking about becoming a Superhero. Is Disappointed Man taken?
I like the way stupid has been perfected. All the sharp edges are rounded off so most anyone can use it. Still dangerous, but pretty cool.
Been thinking about dinosaurs today. That's a lot of dead animals right there.
Hey kids, it gets worse!
If you're going to eat and then suck your teeth. Don't.
I'm going to see "Captain America" by myself tonight. Which is probably the first step towards my own personal apocalypse.
If there's a Grammy for 'the most awkward musical debut performance for your extended family at the dinner table'. Then, I'm your man.
#3words It's dead, right?