Anne Hathaway is SO PISSED OFF she didn't think to fall down.

This is my favorite Maya Rudolph character.

Hey CNN, maybe get someone who is Sikh to explain what Sikhism is.

Romney shouting down Jim Lehrer is a great view into what having a CEO in chief would be like for this country #debate2012

I wish Mitt Romney could figure out how to smile without looking like he's being forced to bowl with his employees. #debate2012

I once wrote for a very funny show about video games that realized being a nerd means loving things because no one else does. RIP #XPLAY

For the first time in history, an openly gay member will walk into the senate, and its a Midwestern girl. This is a good country.

If Obama said "Bullshit" right now, he'd get 330 electoral votes. #debate2012

PRESIDENT ROMNEY = NO DOWNTON ABBEY SEASON 3 #debate2012

And, in a moment, 7 billion voices cried out as one "Please let Katie Holmes say 'fuck this nondisclosure agreement, I'm writing a book.'"

5 gays beaten and 1 dead in New York in two weeks. It's hard not to walk around a bit cowed. Yes, ask me again why we need a pride parade.

While having sex with men is fun, I primarily became gay to break my mother's heart.

Siri, assemble a list of people who are dead to me.

For the first time in history, we have a President who speaks of his support of gays as an achievement he takes pride in. It's all it takes.

Kristin Chenoweth could fit in Adele's vagina.

YES, Jason Collins IS the first openly gay professional athlete. ABSOLUTELY (hey guys, women are human beings, too) pic.twitter.com/gZw48QbM7H

Gays who vote for Romney, please remember that there were some Jews who voted for Hitler because they liked his economic policies, too.

While I mourn Whitney, I mostly mourn that Maya Rudolph's Whitney Houston impression will now be in bad taste.

I wrote a thing for the Huffington Post arguing the Chick-Fil-A boycott isn't frivolous http://t.co/tufPm4E8 via @huffpostgay

"Ugh, caring is so stupid" -People with lots of rights