@guywithabike's (Tyson) most faved Tweets...
Adobe Acrobat 9 is so hilariously bad and bad that it makes me want to drive to San Jose and leave a passive-aggressive note on their door.
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emdotMeetingBoyautomatt
Conservatives are just jealous that their broadcast of Dubya promoting hard work in school was mistaken as a SNL skit.
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emdotMeetingBoy
The bay area is a hippie paradise. A wonderful, psychotic, dirty hippie paradise.

http://is.gd/5udvH

It's not so bad.
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shacker
@emdot Skip protective goggles and go straight to the hermetically sealed hamster ball.
@guywithabike in reply to emdot
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emdot
Excel crashes so often with mundane tasks I have to write custom Python scripts to parse my data. Yeah, that's a fun little Microsoft bonus.
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microcline
Sent email to entire office containing the words "leopard-print speedo" and "feather boa".

That may have been an unwise choice.
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emdot
I'd feel better about the % of taxes coming out of my paycheck if they were going to health care reform and not two mismanaged wars.
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microcline
@emdot Ok, duct tape it to a rope. Attach the other end of the rope to Library 3.0. Then dangle it out the window and Don't Stop Believing.
@guywithabike in reply to emdot
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emdot
If you can't stay in business without destroying peoples lives, don't worry because the GOP will rush to defend you.
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microcline
"Obama will drive away some private health insurers!" they say. Good. Don't let the door hit you on the way out, jerks.
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microcline
Leaving the library for the last time. One door closes, another opens. I'm gonna miss this crazy town.
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emdot
@emdot In the words of Fergie, our 3rd party vendors are so two-thousand and late.

They do not have that boom boom boom.
@guywithabike in reply to emdot
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emdot
Me: "I'll be watching the Tour."
Him: "Aren't bike races boring?"

AWWW SNAP YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE.
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emdot
Don't get me wrong—"Getting Real" was fantastic. My PDF copy is well worn. But SvN is just a parody of its old self anymore.
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emdot
Good to know that cash-broke California is redesigning its website to include "social networking links". http://www.ca.gov/
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staceywalker
If I reload my email enough, it will force the email I want to come sooner, right? RIGHT?

*clickclickclickclickclick*
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emdot
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