Behind every great woman there is a woman criticizing her every move and a man checking out her ass.

Your worst enemy lives in your head.

What the fuck did you expect from a world made in 7 days?

If nobody hates you, you’re doing something boring.

This would be a cool life, if at the end of the day, it would ask: ‘do you want to save the changes ’.

The demon under my bed tells his parents that there is a demon above his.

If you fall in love with someone’s body there's a solution. If you fall in love with their mind, you're fucked.

Men whose apartments are too dirty are probably lazy. Men whose apartments are too clean are probably serial killers.

The problem is that you are the solution.

Writing is taking the demons out for a walk.

‘Love’ is giving him a blowjob in the shower while he washes your hair.

Sometimes we expect too much from others, only because we would be willing to do a lot more for them.

The monkey on your back wants to fuck the elephant in the room.

Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.

Sometimes you have to choose between having roots or having wings.

If you are sitting next to me & my shoulder is exposed..give it a lil bite. :)) X

People are strange when you're a stranger. When you're familiar, they're just annoying.

I smile when you’re in my thoughts because I can do whatever I want to you.

I had all the answers then you smiled at me and changed all the questions.

I have not learned from my mistakes that’s why I want to make more.