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      peter @h0mfr0g

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  • h0mfr0g
      peter @h0mfr0g

    #removeoneletterfilm iTanic - "Ship" is now syncing.

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  • h0mfr0g
      peter @h0mfr0g

    "I make tabletops," Tom said counterproductively.

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  • h0mfr0g
      peter @h0mfr0g

    If the St. Louis Cardinals say, "We're number one," do the St. Louis Ordinals say, "We're in first place?"

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  • h0mfr0g
      peter @h0mfr0g

    Fun Fact: the seven letters of "rainbow" stand for the different colors! Red, arange, iellow, neen, blue, ondigo, and wiolet!

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  • h0mfr0g
      peter @h0mfr0g

    legalize werewolves

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  • h0mfr0g
      peter @h0mfr0g

    Enya becomes a rapper, takes the last name "Face"

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  • h0mfr0g
      peter @h0mfr0g

    to 360-noscope a mockingbird

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  • h0mfr0g
      peter @h0mfr0g

    Q: What do you do when you see a space man? A: You park your car, man.

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  • h0mfr0g
      peter @h0mfr0g

    10 Things I Hate About You: You start counting from one instead of zero.

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      peter @h0mfr0g

    as far as i go to make people happy i don't want to change who i am or change what i personally believe to be right

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  • h0mfr0g
      peter @h0mfr0g

    When at a funeral, there is a distinct difference between 'I'm sorry," and "I apologize."

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  • h0mfr0g
      peter @h0mfr0g

    In the future, "Fuck tha police" becomes a friendly, everyday greeting, similar to "Top o' the morning to ye."

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  • h0mfr0g
      peter @h0mfr0g

    gary numan is actually 13 days older than gary oldman. what is this world we live in

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    peter @h0mfr0g

    see, here we have faramir, boromir, and aragorn pic.twitter.com/Q83dqciacU

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  • h0mfr0g
      peter @h0mfr0g

    where are all the sour patch parents

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  • h0mfr0g
      peter @h0mfr0g

    Freud Day, Freud Day, gotta get down on your mom's penis

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  • h0mfr0g
      peter @h0mfr0g

    When I die, I want to be wrapped in copper wire and placed in a magnetic coffin, so when I spin in my grave it generates electricity.

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  • h0mfr0g
     
    peter @h0mfr0g

    @santinodela a tree is a big fucking upside down lung that works backwards when you think about it

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