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In a democracy, it's your vote that counts. On Sesame Street, it's your Count that votes. Ah-ah-ah! #occupysesamestreet
#removeoneletterfilm iTanic - "Ship" is now syncing.
"I make tabletops," Tom said counterproductively.
If the St. Louis Cardinals say, "We're number one," do the St. Louis Ordinals say, "We're in first place?"
Fun Fact: the seven letters of "rainbow" stand for the different colors! Red, arange, iellow, neen, blue, ondigo, and wiolet!
Enya becomes a rapper, takes the last name "Face"
Q: What do you do when you see a space man? A: You park your car, man.
10 Things I Hate About You: You start counting from one instead of zero.
as far as i go to make people happy i don't want to change who i am or change what i personally believe to be right
When at a funeral, there is a distinct difference between 'I'm sorry," and "I apologize."
In the future, "Fuck tha police" becomes a friendly, everyday greeting, similar to "Top o' the morning to ye."
gary numan is actually 13 days older than gary oldman. what is this world we live in
where are all the sour patch parents
Freud Day, Freud Day, gotta get down on your mom's penis
When I die, I want to be wrapped in copper wire and placed in a magnetic coffin, so when I spin in my grave it generates electricity.
quantum multiverse disproves yolo
Did you know? The average person has one fallopian tube.
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