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In a democracy, it's your vote that counts. On Sesame Street, it's your Count that votes. Ah-ah-ah! #occupysesamestreet
#removeoneletterfilm iTanic - "Ship" is now syncing.
"I make tabletops," Tom said counterproductively.
If the St. Louis Cardinals say, "We're number one," do the St. Louis Ordinals say, "We're in first place?"
Fun Fact: the seven letters of "rainbow" stand for the different colors! Red, arange, iellow, neen, blue, ondigo, and wiolet!
Enya becomes a rapper, takes the last name "Face"
Q: What do you do when you see a space man? A: You park your car, man.
10 Things I Hate About You: You start counting from one instead of zero.
as far as i go to make people happy i don't want to change who i am or change what i personally believe to be right
When at a funeral, there is a distinct difference between 'I'm sorry," and "I apologize."
In the future, "Fuck tha police" becomes a friendly, everyday greeting, similar to "Top o' the morning to ye."
where are all the sour patch parents
Freud Day, Freud Day, gotta get down on your mom's penis
When I die, I want to be wrapped in copper wire and placed in a magnetic coffin, so when I spin in my grave it generates electricity.
quantum multiverse disproves yolo
Did you know? The average person has one fallopian tube.
#whitepeoplehobbies Messing with the time-space continuum smh -_-
Gallant is never really asleep, but never really awake. Goofus sells soap at $20 a bar. Goofus wants Gallant to hit him as hard as he can.