Dazed and confused while donating plasma to pay for my ticket to @porterrobinson :)

@marrrrrman here you go you filthy animal RT @nikkisammons " @diplo #expressyourself http://t.co/R3RyQEnd"

why can't I be one of those people who love running?

that "i'm fucked" feeling

@brownthund3r I gotta say my vocabulary of raunchy words has expanded since meeting you

baptize myself in the river of hennessy

@brownthund3r idk how you haven't lost your phone yet but you would be doing yourself a favor if you did

No Person-I-have-never-met-before-in-my-life, I don't know where to find any drugs.

@brownthund3r idk why you are rationalizing chugging beers like its unusual behavior for you

rave2thegrave

in my defense, all i saw was the candy. not the "50 cents" or the photo of the child w the terminal illness right next to it. #straight2hell

my phone autocorrected "fratty" to "destroy"

<--- RT @brownthund3r "First she hacked my fb, which I dont give two fucks about but now shes hacked my Twitter!? This bitch is gonna pay!"

I never signal to people that they're driving with their headlights off in fear that they'll kill me as part of a gang initiation

@brownthund3r you're cracking me up tonight

@brownthund3r you killed a key character in James and the Giant Peach:( you're a monster

i fucking miss my best friend so much but god damn i couldn't be happier for her right now #truelove

@nikkisammons @mamabearsaraa this conversation is turning me on

I process and relate to real life situations mostly with lyrics, anchorman, & teen girl squad

#smores