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I love that my iPhone now auto-completes the word "Mwahahahaha". I must use it an awful lot. ;)
Every time I pull my vest taut I imagine I'm Jean Luc Picard.
Visited the Apple campus today. I was extremely amused & delighted to see several of the tools I built in 2000 still in use 12 years later.
Sometimes I'm grateful when startups reject me. I breathe a sigh of relief that I won't be there when they discover that their product sucks
I don't understand the marketing behind the SVEDKA robot. Am I supposed to drink their vodka so hot robots will be attracted to me?
Her: What's wrong?
Me: I'm tired. :(
Me: I'm weak from being so awesome all day.
I just said: Look, if it can't fuck me, it's not science!
I have metal shavings in my beard. Truly this is the burden of all robot builders. #forscience #opensaint
I bought $130 worth of screws today. Those dang robots just need so many. :( #opensaint #screwloose
Coworker: You need to get off your high horse.
Me: Horses aren't tall enough. That's why I ride giraffes!
OH: She's got the muffin top, she's got the pencil jeans. She's got the combination muffin top and pencil jeans!
Thank you Jabba the Hutt
for introducing me to bondage!
Being a pixel nazi today. And writing bugs against inconsistency. IT HAS TO BE GREAT!
Agent of Simplicity. Experience, Graphic, Interaction designer. Robot builder. Dapper gentleman.