@eris OMG there needs to be a new 'Designing Women' about UX and interaction designers. Like 'Sex in the City' meets 'Big Bang Theory'

@sourjayne @eris There's certainly a niche there but I'd watch it. Smart geeky UX, IxD, typography ladies & their sexy misadventures. Gold!

@littlemelinda one sends up the appropriate cuddle buddy signal. Like a bat signal, only of two people spooning.

I love that my iPhone now auto-completes the word "Mwahahahaha". I must use it an awful lot. ;)

I just bought the most amazing thing!  http://instagr.am/p/TR6Pi0yEJP/ 

Every time I pull my vest taut I imagine I'm Jean Luc Picard.

Visited the Apple campus today. I was extremely amused & delighted to see several of the tools I built in 2000 still in use 12 years later.

Sometimes I'm grateful when startups reject me. I breathe a sigh of relief that I won't be there when they discover that their product sucks

@eris ROBOT: Are you @eris?
@eris: No, I'm @eris2.
ROBOT: Very well, proceed human!

“@yerdua: Yay! This story makes me happy. "One teacher's approach to preventing gender bullying in a classroom"
http://t.co/v2dtVx0U”

I don't understand the marketing behind the SVEDKA robot. Am I supposed to drink their vodka so hot robots will be attracted to me?

Her: What's wrong?
Me: I'm tired. :(
Her: Awww.
Me: I'm weak from being so awesome all day.
Her: :-/

I just said: Look, if it can't fuck me, it's not science!

I'm just gonna link to what I wrote over a month ago. Goodbye Steve. You taught us all so much. http://t.co/noznjAJs

I have metal shavings in my beard. Truly this is the burden of all robot builders. #forscience #opensaint

I bought $130 worth of screws today. Those dang robots just need so many. :( #opensaint #screwloose

Coworker: You need to get off your high horse.
Me: Horses aren't tall enough. That's why I ride giraffes!

OH: She's got the muffin top, she's got the pencil jeans. She's got the combination muffin top and pencil jeans!

Thank you Jabba the Hutt
for introducing me to bondage! 

Being a pixel nazi today. And writing bugs against inconsistency. IT HAS TO BE GREAT!