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Muslim martyrs get 72 virgins when they die, but no peach schnapps.
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, HAHAHAHAHA!
not to rush the holiday season, but i can't wait for the day after christmas. that's when they put out the cadbury easter eggs.
I feel like Twitter is about to fire me.
I just took a HUGE "Eagles Greatest Hits."
Thankfully, I could "undo" the New Twitter. Now, is there somewhere I can click to undo the rest of my bad choices?
Just saw The Social Network. Everything Aaron Sorkin writes sounds like cocaine.
I guess my biggest concern with the Avatar Fleshlight is that I'm kind of attracted to anyone who can spend $75 to be really fucking creepy.
This Mexican food is so authentic, my ass has its own Mariachi Band.
i'd fill this out, but haven't decided who to be yet.